Smart.. LOL

LOL 

A wealthy man decided to go on a safari

in Africa. He took his faithful pet

dachshund along for company. One day,

the dachshund starts chasing butterflies

and before long the dachshund discovers

that he is lost.

So, wandering about, he notices a leopard

heading rapidly in his direction with the

obvious intention of having him for lunch.

The dachshund thinks, "I'm in deep

trouble now!" Then he noticed some

bones on the ground close by, and

immediately settles down to chew on the

bones with his back to the approaching

cat.

Just as the leopard is about to leap, the

dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was

one delicious leopard. I wonder if there

are any more around here."

Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack

in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes

over him, and slinks away into the trees.

"Whew," says the leopard. "That was

close. That dachshund nearly had me."

Meanwhile, a monkey, who had been

watching the whole scene from a nearby

tree, figures he can put this knowledge to

good use and trade it for protection from

the leopard. So, off he goes.

But the dachshund saw him heading after

the leopard with great speed, and figured

that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the

leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal

for himself with the leopard. The leopard

is furious at being made a fool of and says,

"Here monkey, hop on my back and see

what's going to happen to that conniving

canine."

Now the dachshund sees the leopard

coming with the monkey on his back, and

thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But

instead of running, the dog sits down with

his back to his attackers, pretending he

hasn't seen them yet. And, just when

they get close enough to hear, the

dachshund says:

"Where's that darn monkey? Sent him off

half an hour ago to bring me another

leopard."

take care. :')