surviving..

Be thankful

As u might know, the head of a company

survived 9/11 because his son started

kindergarten.

another fellow was alive

because it was his turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her alarm

clock didn't go on on time.

 One was late

because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike

because of an auto accident.

One of them missed his bus.

One spilled

food on her clothes and had to take time

to change.

One's car wouldn't start.

One went back to answer the telephone.

One had a child that dawdled and didn't

get ready as soon as he should have

One couldn't get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man who

put on a new pair of shoes that morning,

took the various means to get to work but

before he got there, he developed a blister

on his foot. He stopped at a drugstore to

buy a Band-Aid.

That is why he is alive

today..

Now, when I am stuck in traffic, miss an

elevator,

 turn back to answer a ringing

telephone.. all the little things that annoy

me, I think t

o myself, this

 is exactly where

God wants me to be at this very moment..

Next time ur morning seems to be going

wrong: The children are slow getting

dressed, u can't seem to find the car keys,

u hit every traffic light, don't get mad or

frustrated..

God is at work watching over u. May God

continue to bless u with all those annoying

little things and may u remember their

possible purpose..

take care. :')

Smart.. LOL

LOL 

A wealthy man decided to go on a safari

in Africa. He took his faithful pet

dachshund along for company. One day,

the dachshund starts chasing butterflies

and before long the dachshund discovers

that he is lost.

So, wandering about, he notices a leopard

heading rapidly in his direction with the

obvious intention of having him for lunch.

The dachshund thinks, "I'm in deep

trouble now!" Then he noticed some

bones on the ground close by, and

immediately settles down to chew on the

bones with his back to the approaching

cat.

Just as the leopard is about to leap, the

dachshund exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was

one delicious leopard. I wonder if there

are any more around here."

Hearing this, the leopard halts his attack

in mid-stride, as a look of terror comes

over him, and slinks away into the trees.

"Whew," says the leopard. "That was

close. That dachshund nearly had me."

Meanwhile, a monkey, who had been

watching the whole scene from a nearby

tree, figures he can put this knowledge to

good use and trade it for protection from

the leopard. So, off he goes.

But the dachshund saw him heading after

the leopard with great speed, and figured

that something must be up.

The monkey soon catches up with the

leopard, spills the beans and strikes a deal

for himself with the leopard. The leopard

is furious at being made a fool of and says,

"Here monkey, hop on my back and see

what's going to happen to that conniving

canine."

Now the dachshund sees the leopard

coming with the monkey on his back, and

thinks, "What am I going to do now?" But

instead of running, the dog sits down with

his back to his attackers, pretending he

hasn't seen them yet. And, just when

they get close enough to hear, the

dachshund says:

"Where's that darn monkey? Sent him off

half an hour ago to bring me another

leopard."

take care. :')